white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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