the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
it's like iHOP with fire
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
Randomize
