I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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