he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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