im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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