dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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