with your own penis?
Where is the hickey?
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
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