That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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