belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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