My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Randomize