new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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