I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Randomize
