Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I party with great urgency now.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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