I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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