yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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