Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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