That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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