do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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