i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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