is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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