I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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