my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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