I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Randomize
