it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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