You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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