Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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