The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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