Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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