Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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