All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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