Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
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