I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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