why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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