when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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