Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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