what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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