chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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