did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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