He is such a slut. More and more my type.
she looked like the before picture.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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