i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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