At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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