She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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