the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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