They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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