Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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