what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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