and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
So vagazzling was a success
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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