About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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