Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
did i just pee glitter
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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