Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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