But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
im six kinds of drunk right now
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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