I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I will be naked everywhere
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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