omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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