Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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