whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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