We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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