If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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