real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Watching her eat just hurts me
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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